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I got my airplane glue mixed up with my eye drops! My eyes are stuck wide open and my model airplane just keeps falling apart! What do you think of this fiasco?

2006-12-31 19:15:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

You look so perky!

How did you assemble the plane with your finger up your nose?

2006-12-31 19:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by Bliss 6 · 0 0

It will sting. However, it is a common and very effective remedy for eye infections... Trust me, I stumbled upon this question after wondering if my instinctual desire to treat my pinkeye with honey would like to eyeball combustion.

2016-05-23 02:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you need a bottle of nail polish remover so you can close your eyes and go to sleep HAPPY NEW YEAR

2006-12-31 21:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol, a nice joke, but the other commentors are just being RUDE.

2006-12-31 19:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0 0

alrighttt?
but actually this lady my mom works with, her daugthers roommate put a little bit of superglue in her contact solution and she had to have them lasered out.

2006-12-31 19:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jordan Alexis 6 · 0 0

go get fixed before you are able to breed it is a shame your mom didnt

2006-12-31 19:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by uridiot 3 · 0 0

I think you need a life

2006-12-31 19:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by Trevor159 I 2 · 0 1

Well, at least you can see what needs fixed.

2006-12-31 19:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

LAME joke and lie

2006-12-31 19:50:46 · answer #9 · answered by doingmybest 3 · 0 0

hahaha. that was so NOT funny. i think you need to get a life.

2006-12-31 19:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by emzy_emz8 2 · 0 1

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