A man walks into a convenient store to purchase a few things. When he gets to the cash register the clerk, who is a pretty blonde, mentions that his fly is open. The man looks down an zips up his fly as if it wasn't a big deal. When he finished he looks at the clerk and asks "so did you see my big shiny cadillac?" and the clerk replies "no, but i saw your station wagon with 2 flat tires."
MJ
2006-12-31 19:18:05 · 18 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's great!! I told this to my whoooole family and they lauged till they cried!! Thanks..keep 'em comin'!
2006-12-31 19:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by smileybug_2010 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10 from 10. I have a good joke for the guys at the pub for next Friday.
2007-01-01 03:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh Heh! Funny! 10/10.
2007-01-01 05:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! One day my blonde neighbor kept running outside to her mailbox only to open it and find nothing in it. After about the fifth time I saw her do this, I went outside and asked her why she was doing this. She looked at me confused and said, "My computer keeps telling me that I have mail!?" hahaha!
2007-01-01 04:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by emzy_emz8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....I have a blonde joke.What's the difference between a blonde and a traffic light?A traffic light says stop.No offense to anyone.
2007-01-01 03:22:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so sad 4 u
2007-01-01 04:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ford station wagon? lol
2007-01-01 03:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha That's funny.
2007-01-01 03:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that ones funny
2007-01-01 03:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by melcheetahnyc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-01 04:03:37 · answer #10 · answered by browneyedgirl90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋