2006-10-14 05:27:28 · 8 answers · asked by darrenbafc 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 antennas got married. The wedding was a nightmare but the reception was great!
2006-10-14 05:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!
That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."
2006-10-14 05:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm....Needs some time to do the research work !!! I don't know who told the best joke, but Clinton and Bush both are equally good at attempting / giving shape to good jokes!!!
2006-10-14 05:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the best thing about shagging twentyeight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What do you get if you cross a n£@&*r with an octopus?
A damn fine cotton picker
A woman has difficulties during childbirth and is taken unconsious for a ceserrian section. When she wakes up many hours later the doctor is stood at the end of the bed looking sheepish. "Where's my baby, doctor" asks the woman.
"Well there's good news and bad news, which do you want first" states the doctor.
"Give me the bad news" replies the woman.
"Well I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair" bemoans the doctor.
"And what's the good news then" asks the woman.
"He's dead"
These are the best ones I've heard in a while and my mate Dave told them all.
2006-10-14 06:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by John H 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
a penguin walked into a bar and said " has me Dad been in ere tonight and the barman said " why what does he look like.
2006-10-14 08:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats white, sometimes black, sometimes silver, sometimes any colour, and cool?
A fridge.
2006-10-14 05:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day grumpy, sleepy and goofy were sittig down for lunch when grumpy said: "err! everyday i have the same thing! a penut putter and jelly samwich! if i have a penut butter and jelly samwich one more time im going to jump into the river!"
"i know wat u mean" said sleepy "everyday i have a pistramy and mayo samwich if i have a pistramy and mayo samwich one more im gonna run screaming into the woods!"
lasty goofy added "yeah! everyday i have a stinking penut butter and banna samwich! if i have a penut butter and banna samwich one more time im gonna run to the top of the mountain and stay there!"
slowly they all opened there lunches to see that they had the exact same thing! gruppy jumped into the river (unable to swim), sleepy ran screaming into the woods and goofy ran off the top of the mountain.
that night at dinner the other drawfs told snowhite what happen and she said "gruppy and sleepy always complained about there lunches but i dont know what got into goofy...
he packed his own lunch!"
bush sucks! >____________________
2006-10-14 05:54:43 · answer #7 · answered by spy_master49 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you get a 1 armed newphie out of a tree................you wave at him
2006-10-14 05:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋