To the person who just removed the Asian joke...?

Question

I nearly wet myself laughing!! It could be a contraversial joke but hey - thats life.
Jokes are only racist if they are aimed maliciously at a real person, not a fictitious 'little boy'.
If we couldn't tell jokes for fear of being racist then there won't be many jokes around...
I was just in the process of giving you a thumbs up!

Well blow me down
When I was answering Asian joke I was told it had been removed when I tried to submit my answer.
As if by magic the joke is back so feel free to ignore this blurb!!!!11111

Glad you didn't srase the joke, don't no what happened there.
To the people who dont no what the joke is, look on jokes and riddles, its the Asian joke!!

Answer 1

I don't know who would do such a thing! That's what the thumbs up or thumbs down is for! Even if someone is deleting something for a joke, it's not funny at all! Like you said, it's not racist unless it is directed at someone personally. And trust me, I know racism when I see it...

Answer 2

Maybe it was removed because some people are overly sensitive and will report it as abuse. Yahoo needs to get rid of that feature. That's like the little kid in elementary school that always tells the teacher when anyone is doing anything more interesting than giving pat answers and rote responses. Life's hard people, grow some thick skin and learn to take a joke. I'm going to go read it now, if it's still up.

Answer 3

ok , good now forget abt that asian jokes take this..........



"If I sold my house, my car and had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked the children in a school class.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well," Robert continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

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The School Inspector asked the class whether he should ask one difficult question, or two simple questions. A clever student told him to ask only one difficult question. The Inspector asked him the place where the first woman was born.
The boy answered that it was at the Lady Hardinge Hospital, New Delhi.
"How do you know?" the Inspector asked.
"No second question, please," the boy triumphantly replied.

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A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop.

He finds one and then begs, "Please, officer, come back to the bar with me, my father's in a fight."

Well, they get back to the bar and there's three guys fighting like you wouldn't believe.

After a while the cop turns to the kid and says, "Okay, which one's your father."

The kid looks up at the cop and says, "I don't know, officer, that's what they're fighting about."


There was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now.

As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work.

He told her not to bother, as he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He told her that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.

The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I can do."

He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.

Answer 4

oh! don't worry. There are some jealous people who do this type of things. I had posted two jokes, but someone made it removed on the plea that it contains adult material. they were just jokes and received good responses.

They won't see that jokes are there for laughing out, if they are good. We laugh and for some time forget other tensions. Jokes are there for it

Answer 5

I FOUND THE JOKE.........
A young asian boy is standing by his mother's side while she makes chappati's and, for a laugh, he puts some of the flour on his face and says "look mum, im a white boy now!!"
His mother looks at him and gives him a slap! "Go and show your father!!" She cries!
So the little boy goes into the living room to find his father and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!!"
His father looks at him and also slaps him! "Go and show your grandparents!!" he orders!
So the little boy goes out into the garden where his grandparents are enjoying the afternoon sun, and says "Look at me, I'm a white boy!!"...They too slap him, and tell him to return to his mother.
Back in the kitchen, his mother asks the boy "Now what have you learnt from your silly charade??"
The boy replies, "I've learnt that I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you asians!!"

Answer 6

I feel humour don't have any boundaries of Caste, Creed or Race...Humour is humour....Our Parents , Teachers, Preachers all are very much respected lot and we do respect them...still we enjoy jokes on them ..No? Why these hard feelings then...Come on guys be cool and enjoy life as life is too short to be lived with happiness.Thanks for evoking some thoughts ........

Answer 7

i dint erase the joke, but im asian, and i agree that everyone is racist soemtimes, and everyone has laughed at a racist joke.and its life and all, and its really retarded to erase racist jokes. but is this site REALLy a place to put racist jokes? thumbs down rate them. dont delete them. cause u do it 2. thats life.

Answer 8

I really like that joke. :) And that's not the worst "racist" joke I've ever seen.

Answer 9

Great joke......I am not Asian, did not find it offensive and just thought it was bloody funny.

You got any more....? Email them to me to avoid ridiclous censorship!

Answer 10

it could be turned round if it was a white boy and his mother was making brown bread I am white but would still find this version funny