Actual Instruction Labels...?

Question

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO''S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS'' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY''S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

Answer 1

Very funny...but when did you find the time to do all this. Send
this to David Letterman.

Answer 2

Warning: may cause strain in ribs, due to non stop laughing>>.hehe

Answer 3

lol... I laughed on the "Contains nuts" part

Answer 4

lol,seen that on a site somewhere,coz it also has comments eg whos body?

Answer 5

LOL hilarious

Answer 6

Good One !! Instructions or Tips : Ten points given to this answer will always be appreciated !! How is that ?

Answer 7

lol very funny

Answer 8

you can take up advertising as hobby.
good luck.
Miranda h.

Answer 9

hahahaha...really funny..