One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2006-10-14 03:36:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!
2006-10-14 16:32:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before, but it never gets old... I'm still cracking up
XD
2006-10-14 13:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard that before but it never fails to tickle me, this one.
2006-10-14 10:42:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now thats really funny!!
2006-10-14 10:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by dontexhale 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
non vegetarian with pure vegetarian covering.
you made us to country side non vegetarian jokes. ha ha ha !!!!
Miranda h.
2006-10-14 11:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by prince47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-10-14 10:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by Bansch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>>heard, but brings laugh whenever read it>>>>LMAO
2006-10-14 13:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-14 12:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a wine in new bottle
2006-10-14 12:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-14 10:52:10 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥princess♥♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i would DIE of emmbarasment
2006-10-14 10:38:34 · answer #11 · answered by Kitty,,kaye<3 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋