John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" pr0perty0fgl0wp0rt
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."
2006-10-14 03:02:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good!!!! Thanks, I needed that!
2006-10-14 03:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Mexican family crosses the border to find a better life. But the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the black woman coming over the top of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel of cheese.
When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar cheese from the black woman's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the Mexican's feet.
Oh, thank you Jesus,
thank you", he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos. "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires. "No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message...as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling...THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!
2006-10-14 03:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i am shocked to learn that there are good veg jokes still in circulation
2006-10-14 05:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes this is a good one.
2006-10-14 08:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-14 03:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by waterpure2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-14 05:59:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
lol
2006-10-14 03:21:10 · answer #7 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay.
2006-10-14 05:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ookaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy theeeen...
it's ok i s'pose
2006-10-14 03:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a werid joke
~~~~LOL~~~~~
2006-10-14 04:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by davidtidaback@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-14 05:15:45 · answer #11 · answered by ChemicallyLaneyyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋