Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!
Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.
Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me.
Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town.
Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.
Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!
Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock
Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away).
2006-10-14 02:45:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol that's funny!
2006-10-14 12:27:29 · answer #1 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! That is hysterical. Did you make those up or find them somewhere???
Here's some more:
Kleptomania: I'll be home for Christmas and I'll take all your stuff.
Gender Identity Disorder: The Little Drummer Boy...or Girl...
Pyromania: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...fire...fire...
ADHD: On the first day of Chr.... Jingle Bells, jingle bel...the first noel, the angels did...frosty the snowman was a jol....
Amnesia: Who's got a beard that's long and white? Ummm....
Hypochondria: Oh the weather outside is frightful, and it gave me the flu, an ear infection, hives, frostbite, herpes, a sore throat, and ebola.
2006-10-14 10:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by tsdeck5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will have to put that back out around Christmas time !!!!
2006-10-14 09:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you a comedian? Your pretty darn funny. lol
2006-10-14 09:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-14 11:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by Bansch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sharp mind have you....good show and all that...
2006-10-14 10:00:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
really great!!!
you are jack of all and master of all.
2006-10-14 12:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by prince47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋