Subject: 1959
It's the summer of 1959 and Harold goes to
pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold is a pretty
hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's
mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's
not quite ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"
He does, and Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold
what they're planning to do for the evening.
Harold replies politely that they will probably just
go to the malt shop or maybe to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids
go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to
young Harold, and he stammers " Really? "
"Sure," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know
Peggy Sue really likes to screw! Why, she'd
screw all night if we let her!"
Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear
to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans
for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue
comes downstairs dressed in her little poodle skirt and
saddle shoes, and announces that she is ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts
his date out the front door while Mom is saying,
"Have a good evening kids,"
with a small wink for Harold.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled
Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the
door behind her and screams at her mother:
"Dammit, Mom!
Twist! The Twist!
It's called The Twist! "
2006-10-14 03:23:37 · 15 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL.........................
2006-10-14 03:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes to pick up a girl for their first date.
After they have had dinner and gone to the movie and are on their way back to her house, the guy asks the girl if there is anything else she would like to do.
"I'd like to get weighed", the girl says.
The guy thinks to himself, that it is a strange request, but takes her to a coin operated scale and weighs her.
When the girl gets home, her mother asks her how the date went.
The girl replies, "Wowsey"!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-14 10:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by John K 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats a great one.Would have given you 10 points if it was the other way round!
2006-10-14 20:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-10-14 10:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Cathy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
where is the joke
sorry 1 out of 10
2006-10-14 20:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahaha thats hilarious
2006-10-14 10:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by barbieisagoddess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
meh
2006-10-14 10:27:27 · answer #7 · answered by Willie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-14 10:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by angelx0x 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Your funneh lol
2006-10-14 10:33:42 · answer #9 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's cute!
2006-10-14 10:27:15 · answer #10 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!great.
2006-10-14 10:36:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋