1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches the color of my sheets?
2. Nice shoes, wanna screw?
3. The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word?
4. I know 400 ways to make you squeal. I'm working on 401. Care to assist?
5. Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy: What if I was a midget?
2006-10-14 03:57:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that skirt on you looks real good..... it would look better on my bedroom floor
girl your so fine you make me want to get a job
you look like my first wife & i ain't never been married
girl if your parents still alive.... tell them that they sure did a good job when they were making you
girl you like a brick in a brick house that just needs to get laid
i'll make you a deal... i won't ask you out if you ask me in
hey it looks like we may have a lot in common.... you look like you had a hard day & i have been hard since i seen you. so i can soften up your day with my hard time.
thanks,
ss
2006-10-14 05:01:07 · answer #1 · answered by Starscream 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Me: Would you think I was kind of nerdy if I had an inhaler? Her: Yeah, probably - why? Me. Because I'm going to need one if you keep taking my breath away. Wow - I thought I'd be more nervous than this talking to the prettiest woman in the world. I could NEVER use a pickup line. I say these things to the ladies at work for fun.
2016-03-28 08:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked 2, 3, and 5.
legs. Want to get together later and spread and then wanna screw?
2006-10-14 07:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like 2 and 5
2006-10-14 04:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's call your right leg Christmas and your left leg Easter...can spend some time between the holidays?
2006-10-14 05:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by T.i.f.f.a.n.y 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Number 5 is hilarious!!
2006-10-14 05:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by ~Stephie~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man: Hey you're hot, wanna go back to my place for some pizza and sex. Then after being slapped or turned down, "What, you don't like pizza?"
2006-10-14 04:46:33 · answer #7 · answered by Jake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, but I have met some women that any of those would work on unfortunately, them are the ones that you want to stay away from though
2006-10-14 04:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
they are a bit cheesey number 5 was good though!
2006-10-14 04:00:57 · answer #9 · answered by Ian S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree...5 is funny
x3
2006-10-14 06:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋