A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help book when his husband turns to his wife. ''It says here that the most important thing in a marriage is honesty. So let's come to grips here. Honey... have you ever cheated on me? I've never cheated on you.''
He saw the twisted look on his wife's face, and trying to supress his anger, he asked: ''How many times? And when?''
The wife responded, ''Well... you know that time when your company was broke, and you couldn't get the landlord to let his pay slide for another month?''
The husband stared. ''You mean you're the one who got him to?''
His wife knodded. The husband thought it over, then sighed. ''I guess that's okay. Any other times?''
''Well... when you had that heart attack, and the doctor refused to give a heart transplant for the ammount of money we had at the time... I kinda...''
''Ah, you're the one who made it possible.''
The husband looked honestly relieved. ''Well, that's understandable, you saved my life. Any others?''
She nodded. ''One more.''
The husband leaned forward. ''Well... you remember the time when you were running for president of your company, and you were short by 17 votes...?''
2006-10-14 03:42:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats so funny!!!!!!!!! where do you get this stuff
2006-10-14 03:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 09:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wife cheated him for 19 times
2006-10-14 03:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by chilly_lily 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very devoted wife skilled at concealing things from her husband!
2006-10-14 03:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by Christa 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Behind every successful man is a woman.
2006-10-14 04:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by boo! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another good one >>>>thats so funny, I can' tsuppress my laugh>>>>
2006-10-14 06:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another good one still laughing.....hahahahahahahahahah
2006-10-14 04:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yah, I wonder what husband would put up with that.
2006-10-14 05:05:37 · answer #8 · answered by anne_9268 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is one dedicated wife.
2006-10-14 03:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-10-14 03:48:45 · answer #10 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-14 05:52:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋