An Irishman walks into a bar on a Monday dinnertime and asks for a poo and onion sandwich.
The barman asks 'are you sure about that?'
Paddy replies 'yes' so the barman goes out the back and obliges with his request.
All week long the Irishman comes in and has the same dinner.
On the Friday, he asks for a simple poo sandwich.
The barman says 'don't you want onions with that?
Paddy says 'no thanks, they were making my breath smell...'
2006-10-14 05:20:11 · 15 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not one for a Christmas Cracker, but great for down the pub...
2006-10-14 05:26:45 · answer #1 · answered by P R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it somewhat is a form of somewhat demanding issues, yet i think of that real pals refer to their pals approximately issues like this, and not tell the two. so which you will get her socks and foot powder for her birthday or yule is coming. or only tell her which you're somewhat mushy to smells and that the subsequent time she comes over she can not take her boots off except she is going into the bathing room and washes her ft with cleansing soap and a washrag in the tub. Then be advantageous you stroll her in there and turn on the water for her while she comes over.
2016-12-08 14:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That joke is so cool! How did you think of it? I can't stop laughing! I'm on a hunt for more jokes like that one!
2006-10-14 09:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it is an awful joke>>>
2006-10-14 06:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's gross and funny, gonna steal it and tell it tonight!
2006-10-14 05:23:52 · answer #5 · answered by Flossie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure it was the onions
2006-10-14 06:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by porker animal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-14 05:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by rd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was so bad I think it gave me cancer!
2006-10-14 05:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Andy C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats pretty cute
2006-10-14 05:21:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk, onions.
2006-10-14 05:26:06 · answer #10 · answered by enricosalad 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋