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Jokes & Riddles - August 2007

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If you HATE puns, skip the rest of this:

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole thepaintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(You thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send post this,but I figured I have nothing Toulouse.)

2007-08-29 15:24:53 · 5 answers · asked by La Lulu 4

A couple are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary & go to the same hotel where they spent their honeymooon.
After a lovely dinner & plenty of champagne they go to their room & start to undress.
The wife says "When you first saw me naked 25 years ago, what were you thinking?"
He looks her up & down & says "I was thinking I'd like to suck your t*ts dry & sh*g your brains out"
As she drops her underwear to the floor, the wife asks "And what are you thinking now?"
He replies "I'm thinking I did a pretty good job!"

2007-08-29 14:07:01 · 18 answers · asked by funnygirl 4

63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop


63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if you can see his gun.

6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.

12. When he says no, cry.

13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.

15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.

16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.

17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"

18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.

19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."

20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.

21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.

22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"

23. Trip and fall into him.

24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.

25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.

26. Chew on the pen, nervously.

27. Clean your ear with the pen.

28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....

30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.

31. Act like you are retarded.

32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

33. Mumble to yourself.

34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?

35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......

36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.

37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!

38. Ask if he watches Cops.

39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.

40. Giggle if he did.

41. Talk to your hand.

42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.

43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.

44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.

45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.

46. Try to sell him your car.

47. Ask if you can buy his car.

48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.

49. Play with the siren.

50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.

51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner

52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.

53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.

54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.

55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.

56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.

57. Turn your head and whistle.

58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.

59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.

60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.

61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

62. Tell him you like men in uniform.

63. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party

2007-08-29 13:57:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.

"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.

"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"

2007-08-29 13:53:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Say something...anything.......
that is ORIGINAL.
It doesn't matter what it is...

Then rate other people's answers, be nice and honest, not mean please.

Thumbs up- If you've NEVER heard exactly what they put.
Thumbs down-If you've heard it before.

Lets see if anyone can do this....

=]

2007-08-29 13:37:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Jim Jnr., goes to a restaurant & orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready & he is about to eat, the waiter comes back & says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours & he usually orders the chicken dish. The problem is, that this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him & arrange for another dish for you!"

Jim gets really upset & refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table & explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to Jim's table & says.....

"Listen & listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat & I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of it's wings, I'll break one of your arms!".....

2007-08-29 13:26:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

2007-08-29 13:24:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you more than twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, devastated, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.


There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Love, Ricky

2007-08-29 13:14:51 · 7 answers · asked by Special agent M 4

Smila, from Texas, buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Texan baby boy weighing twenty pounds. Congratulations and many exclamations of 'wow!' are heard.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. Bartender Jim Jnr., says, "So you're the father of the typical Texan baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you? How much does the baby weigh now?"

Proud Smila answers, "Fifteen pounds."

Jim Jnr., is puzzled. "Why? What happened? He already weighed twenty pounds at birth."

Smila takes a slow sip from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over the Jim, the bartender and proudly announces, "Had him circumc*sed"

2007-08-29 13:04:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you are under the age of 12...you shouldnt read this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

one word. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out
You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

2007-08-29 12:57:12 · 14 answers · asked by Patty M 5

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police.
The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Red Sox cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankee fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Yankee cap, there's an a**hole under it.''

2007-08-29 12:39:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

2007-08-29 12:08:54 · 7 answers · asked by Homeless 1

A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank holding a shotgun.
"Open the safe!" he yells at the woman behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank," she says. "This is a sperm bank: we don't hold money."
He says, "Don't argue - just open the safe or i'll blow your head off."
She obliges and opens the safe door.
He says, "Take one of the bottles and drink it.!
She says, "But its full of sperm."
He says, "Don't argue; just drink it."
She takes off the cap and gulps it down.
He says, "Take out another bottle and drink it too,"
The girl drinks another one.
Suddenly the bloke pulls off his mask and, to the womans amazement, its her husband.
He says, "See? Not that bloody difficult, is it?"

2007-08-29 12:06:21 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

2007-08-29 12:06:17 · 3 answers · asked by Homeless 1

There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.

The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.

The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fu cked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fu cked."

______________________________________
Remember this is only a joke so don't take it seriously. hahaha

2007-08-29 11:52:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Vacuum Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

" Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until! you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

2007-08-29 10:28:13 · 4 answers · asked by wwe52256 2

asks, "How many people believe in ghosts?"
About 90 people raised their hands.
"Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 raised their hands.
"Has anyone ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raised their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"Now let me ask you one ques. further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
In the back of the room, Bubba raises his hand.
The prof. says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture noone has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here & tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replied with a nod & a grin, & began to make his way up to the podium.
"So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "SHIIIIIIIT! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."

2007-08-29 10:22:10 · 8 answers · asked by Nancy M 7

Don't squat when you're wearing spurs.

Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Never ask a man the size of his spread.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

2007-08-29 09:49:56 · 7 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

2007-08-29 08:14:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anthony C 4

before his inaugration, George w bush was invited on a tour of the white house by his predecessor Bill Clinton. after drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. once inside he was astonished to see that clinton had a solid gold urinal. that afternoon bush told his wife laura about the urinal. he said "just think when i am president, i'll have my own personal gold urinal". later when laura had lunch with hillary clinton, she told her how impresed george had been by the fact that bill had a gold urinal. that evening, bill and hillary were getting ready for bed. hillary said "well, i found out who p*ssed in your saxophone."

2007-08-29 08:12:54 · 31 answers · asked by juju-arlie 2

Great Truths from Small Children

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
It's hard to unlearn a bad word.
Ask Why until you understand.
It's easier to see the mistakes on someone else's paper.
A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.
It's only fun to play school when you're the teacher.
Sometimes the best one in the play has the fewest lines.
Twelve is a lot older than eight.
Sometimes your best move is blocked by your own checkers.
Some nights it's not worth fighting over who gets the top bunk.
Don't expect your friends to be as excited about your "100" as you are.
Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.
If you don't like the birthday girl, don't go to the party.
Crawling still gets you there.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Your room gets smaller as you get bigger.
You can't start over just because you're losing the game When you're dressed up like a princess, it's easier to act like one.
If a tree had apples last year, don't expect pears this year.
One drop of black paint from the brush clouds the whole cup of water.
You can't be everyone's best friend.
A snow day is more fun than a vacation day.
All libraries smell the same.
Say grace.
If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.
Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
Silence can be an answer.
Ask where things come from.
If you throw a ball at someone, they'll probably throw it back.
Don't nod on the phone.

2007-08-29 08:01:06 · 6 answers · asked by Luvly 2

two women walking home drunk need to pee, so they duck into a graveyard. they dont have any toilet paper, so the first woman uses her knickers, then throws them away, the other finds a ribbon from a wreath and uses that. The next day their husbands are talking, the first says "we'd better keep an eye on our wives. mine came home last night with no knickers on." the second says "you think thats bad mine had a card stuck on her a*se that said, "from all the lads at the fire station; we'll never forget you"."

2007-08-29 07:44:19 · 25 answers · asked by juju-arlie 2

A man wakes up in the middle of the night and he is hungry. He goes downstairs, makes himself a sandwich and eats it. He goes back upstairs, turns out the light and goes back to sleep. When he wakes up in the morning he looks out his window and shoots himself. WHY??

2007-08-29 07:42:17 · 39 answers · asked by ? 2

I'm just wondering for something funny. Any ideas?

2007-08-29 07:37:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.

He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.

He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.

Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"

She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"

2007-08-29 07:17:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

*no way are these jokes making fun of people. I apologize if they offend you guys*
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in water? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt
(these weren't made up by me.. just by my friends

2007-08-29 07:11:23 · 3 answers · asked by ♥ mimi ♥ 7

it may sound funny but how tarzan or even tribals in true life they are cleaned shaved.. or no hair on their cheek ??

2007-08-29 06:24:14 · 21 answers · asked by globalboy 2

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle; when 24 hours in a day are not enough; remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.

The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

2007-08-29 05:54:08 · 64 answers · asked by Jim 7

what would you shoot first if you were in the middle of a bridge and on one side you have a zombie and on the other you have a werewolf

2007-08-29 05:26:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

What's the funniest real men of genius commercial you've heard on the radio? Mine are Mr. Pickled Pig's feet eater, Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy, Mr. Dishonest Cable TV> hooker upper, and Mr. Really Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer.

2007-08-29 05:21:32 · 5 answers · asked by Balrog 2

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