A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank holding a shotgun.
"Open the safe!" he yells at the woman behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank," she says. "This is a sperm bank: we don't hold money."
He says, "Don't argue - just open the safe or i'll blow your head off."
She obliges and opens the safe door.
He says, "Take one of the bottles and drink it.!
She says, "But its full of sperm."
He says, "Don't argue; just drink it."
She takes off the cap and gulps it down.
He says, "Take out another bottle and drink it too,"
The girl drinks another one.
Suddenly the bloke pulls off his mask and, to the womans amazement, its her husband.
He says, "See? Not that bloody difficult, is it?"
2007-08-29 12:06:21 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaaaaa and she went home drunk ................... pmsl
2007-08-29 12:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-08-29 12:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by mary 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-08-29 12:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by angler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-29 12:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha thats funny.
2007-08-29 12:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Kirby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Got a case of spittin', eh?
2007-08-29 14:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs Adorkable 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe does that bring back memories for ya hun
Have a star
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2007-08-29 13:32:04 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Hahaha thats horrible!! lol love it
2007-08-29 12:11:10 · answer #8 · answered by ItsMeee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have got stuck travelling through a condom inium.
2007-08-29 18:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and you are gonna have to have words pmsl
brilliant, ace, superb, fantastic, lve only heard it like a million times. hehehehahahahohoho
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wheres me weed tin?
2007-08-29 12:13:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cruel, but funny!
2007-08-29 19:47:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋