asks, "How many people believe in ghosts?"
About 90 people raised their hands.
"Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 raised their hands.
"Has anyone ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raised their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"Now let me ask you one ques. further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
In the back of the room, Bubba raises his hand.
The prof. says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture noone has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here & tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replied with a nod & a grin, & began to make his way up to the podium.
"So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "SHIIIIIIIT! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."
2007-08-29
10:22:10
·
8 answers
·
asked by
Nancy M
7
in
Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles