A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
2007-08-29 13:53:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's funny; thanks for sharing!!!
2007-09-02 11:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the criminal was a bit of a bright spark, or maybe there was some electricity between the two of them, either way, I'm sure the chaplain was shocked by the request!
2007-08-29 21:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by Peggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd give my money to my mom and tell her that I'm gone, I would school my little brother that people mean him harm then I'd ask to take a long bath in ice cold water, and spend my last hours with my son and my daughter
2016-05-21 03:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by dorene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ma god i actually love that, im gunt go text that to me mate. short n funny, a bit like the guy i'm about to text the joke to. hahahahaha tanks mate, put a smile on me chops u did, a star shootin ur waaaaay. x
i just sent it to three people haha, they will think im hilarious ...for once
2007-09-02 09:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good One!
2007-09-01 13:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The end of that joke was very shocking, to say the least!
2007-08-29 14:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i bet that was final shock of the chaplins life mate . nice one thnx for the laughter
2007-08-29 14:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-29 13:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lets hope it was the vicar of Dibily.
2007-08-29 14:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by H.A.L 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke so 10/10 Martin.!!!
Poor Chaplin, lol.!!!
2007-08-29 17:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How Sweet Was That! =D
2007-09-02 03:17:32 · answer #11 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋