before his inaugration, George w bush was invited on a tour of the white house by his predecessor Bill Clinton. after drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. once inside he was astonished to see that clinton had a solid gold urinal. that afternoon bush told his wife laura about the urinal. he said "just think when i am president, i'll have my own personal gold urinal". later when laura had lunch with hillary clinton, she told her how impresed george had been by the fact that bill had a gold urinal. that evening, bill and hillary were getting ready for bed. hillary said "well, i found out who p*ssed in your saxophone."
2007-08-29 08:12:54 · 31 answers · asked by juju-arlie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you for reading my jokes i had some removed earlier so im having to think of clean ones i have more on here for you to read. xxx
2007-08-29 08:22:10 · update #1
Sweet Pea, don't let those folks stop you from telling your nasty jokes. Just use what I call the "Bing". Everytime you say a cuss word or nasty word, use the "Bing". Example, I really can't stand Bush's punk a_ss!!! He can kiss my black a_ss!! Like that!?? I have a million of them. Thanks for making me one of your "entourage". Love the joke!! Keep them coming!! Holla ata playa playa!!! One!!!
2007-08-29 10:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by playaplayagame 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I didn't know Bill Clinton played the saxophone.
2007-08-29 08:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by Stella S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha, that's funnnnnny. I feel like I've heard it before in a different context though. Still really funny.
2007-08-29 08:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not original but a nice reminder of a classic
2007-08-29 08:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by cafcnil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry to those bush loving fans but anything negative about George bush HILARIOUS
2007-08-29 08:38:29 · answer #5 · answered by lollypop8493 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good One!
2007-09-01 12:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is kinda ironic... Poor BUSH, always speaking before he thinks...
2007-08-29 08:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thick or what! how can you mistake brass for gold
2007-08-31 01:57:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that george w bush his popularity never fades
2007-08-29 08:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha good joke - u get a star. *
2007-08-29 08:17:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋