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A man wakes up in the middle of the night and he is hungry. He goes downstairs, makes himself a sandwich and eats it. He goes back upstairs, turns out the light and goes back to sleep. When he wakes up in the morning he looks out his window and shoots himself. WHY??

2007-08-29 07:42:17 · 39 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

39 answers

He never turned the light on, it was already on. He works in a light house and when he looked out the window and saw all the ships that had crashed he shot himself.

2007-08-29 07:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by Gildardo F 5 · 13 2

Sleep is another world that is combined with this world . Now , Human being is not able to understand what happen in sleep ! Sleep is reality if you believe it ! You can't find an exact and sure answer because you don't know what happened for him ! Definitly , he had gone in a line of events that were different from material or every thing as he saw in window !

2007-08-29 08:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by azim-r 1 · 0 0

He never turned the light on, it was already on. He works in a light house and when he looked out the window and saw all the ships that had crashed he shot himself.

My husband asked me this like 3 days ago. lol

2007-08-29 07:49:24 · answer #3 · answered by stefanianderson22 3 · 0 0

I'm gonna go with Andre S Sounds like a car to me. Eats (Guzzles) gas and gets less full, not more There are thousands, if not millions, on the road When you go somewhere that was far, it is now close A car

2016-04-02 05:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The sandwich was made out of something that he cared about and it was alive and then it got put into a sandwich that he ate.

2007-08-29 07:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by holykrikey 4 · 0 0

lol true he does live in a lighthouse he turned out the lights to the lighthouse lol all the shipd crashed haha
or
he is really stupid and shot himselp for nothing

2007-08-29 07:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥La Dulce Chica♥ 3 · 0 0

He was a lighthouse keeper and he turned off the light of the lighthouse. This in turn causes boats to crash and ultimately him to lose his job had he not killed himself.

2007-08-29 07:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

He sees his wife outside his window, and just than realizes he hadn't eaten her the night before as he'd planned!

2007-08-29 08:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 0 0

I also think its a lighthouse thing. He did not turn any light on and when he turned it off it caused havoc and he killed himself.

2007-08-29 07:49:11 · answer #9 · answered by suzanne e 2 · 0 0

See's his wife coming home after being out all night?

2007-08-29 07:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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