Jokes & Riddles - August 2007

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, “Code 3 in house wares”… and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”

And last, but certainly not least…

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

2007-08-30 10:04:35 · 16 answers · asked by Catherine 2

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies, "Yes."

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."

2007-08-30 09:42:53 · 7 answers · asked by Joe 1

what can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter, that you can see with the naked eye?

2007-08-30 08:59:57 · 7 answers · asked by kelso 2

A guy walks into CVS and ask the Cashier where are the tampons at. The clerk tells him Aisel 2. About 5 mins later the guy goes to the cashier to check out. He lays his items on the counter he puts a bag of cotton balls and some string. The cashier ask him "I thought you were looking for tampons?" He responsed, "Yes, see the thing is my wife came home yesterday with some tobacco and paper to roll a cigarette and she said it was cheaper to for me to make my own cigarettes; then to buy a pack of cigarettes, So I figure it is cheaper for her to make her own tampons then it would be for me to buy her a box of tampons."

2007-08-30 08:47:25 · 4 answers · asked by amanda h 3

A teenage granddaughter
Comes downstairs for her date with
A see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
Telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her
"Loosen up Grams.
These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!
And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
And the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother
That she has friends coming over
And that it is just not appropriate.....
The grandmother says,
"Loosen up, Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose buds,
Then I can display my hanging baskets

2007-08-30 08:27:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

what is the only food that doesnt spoil

2007-08-30 08:13:38 · 15 answers · asked by atari55 1

"I have some good news and some bad news for you,what do you want to hear first"?
Adam says,"Give me the good news first".
God says,"I have given you a penis and a brain;you will derive great pleasure and intellect from them".
Adam says,"So what is the bad news"?
God says,"I have only given you enough blood to work one at a time"!

2007-08-30 08:07:18 · 26 answers · asked by Crackerjack 3

President Felipe CalderÃn of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not

participate in the next Summer Olympics . He said that, "Any one who can

run, jump, or swim has already left the country

2007-08-30 07:58:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Excerpts from the diary of a dog:

8:00 am. Oh boy, dog food --- my favorite 9:30 am. Oh boy, a car ride --- my favorite 9:40 am. Oh boy, a walk --- my favorite 10:30 am. Oh boy another car ride --- my favorite 11:30 am. Oh boy, more dog food --- my favorite 12:00 pm.
Oh boy the kids --- my favorite 1:00 pm. Oh boy, the yard --- my favorite 4:00 pm. Oh boy, the kids again --- my favorite 5:00 pm. Oh boy, dog food again
--
my favorite 5:30 pm. Oh boy, Mom --- my favorite 6:00 pm. Oh boy, playing ball --- my favorite 8:30 pm. Oh boy, sleeping in my master's bed --- my favorite

Excerpts from the diary of a cat:

Day 283 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I'm forced to eat dry cereal. I'm sustained by the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I derive from ruining a few pieces of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. I attempted to kill my captors this morning by weaving through their walking feet. Nearly succeeded.

Must try this strategy at the top of the stairs. Seeking to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Must try this on their bed. To display my diabolical disposition, I decapitated a mouse and deposited the headless body on their kitchen floor. They only cooed and condescended, patting my head and calling me a "strong little kitty." Hmm---- not working according to plan.
During a
gathering of their accomplices, they placed me in solitary confinement. I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of allergies. Must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other household captives are flunkies, perhaps snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems naively happy to return. He, is no doubt, a half-wit. The bird speaks with the humans regularly. Must be an informant. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal cage, his safety is assured, but I can wait. It is only a matter of time.

The day of the dog. The day of the cat. One content, the other conniving.
One
at peace, the other at war. One grateful, the other grumpy. Same house.
Same
circumstances. Same master. Yet two entirely different attitudes.

Attitude really does make a difference.

2007-08-30 07:54:46 · 10 answers · asked by Patty M 5

what gets wetter when it dries

2007-08-30 07:53:05 · 12 answers · asked by atari55 1

My name is Johnny and I wish to invite everyone to a party SW park block at the PSU on the thirth sunday of next month and everyone is invited. We will have Bar-Q, Legal assistent, hair cuts, bike repair tech. We have this party onces every year for those who do not wishes to cook. There will also be some good music from the one an only Johnny the DJ. Come one come all. The 3rd sunday of September. Be looking for you there. flhenry1001@yahoo.com

2007-08-30 07:42:09 · 8 answers · asked by flhenry1001 1

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

2007-08-30 07:37:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

2007-08-30 07:31:50 · 7 answers · asked by Shaba laba ding dong 1

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper?" "You'll see", says his dad. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking what they're eating. "Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me." "We're eating asshole!!", she screams.

2007-08-30 07:21:13 · 12 answers · asked by I hate Hillary Clinton 6

after a long day at work a man goes to a bar at the top of the empire state building for a drink. a couple of drinks later the man nexts to him says "u wanna see something cool" the guy says "yea" so the man puts his drink down goes to the window and jumps off...60...55...50....40...30 and whoooosh he comes back to the top of the empire state building safe and sound. now the guy cant believe his eyes and hes like thats incredable how did you do that. the man said the wind draft will bring you up wen you get around the 30th floor. the guy being skeptic told him to do it again and the man does it again, jumps off and round the 30th floor whoooosh he comes up safe and sound. the man says "you have to try it" a little reluctant but the guy decides to do it and he jumps off ..60...55...40...he sees 30 go by and 20 and SPLATTT all over the concrete....back at the bar the man orders another drink and the bartender looks at him and says "superman your can be an a.s.s.h.o.l.e. when your drunk"!

2007-08-30 07:19:17 · 8 answers · asked by Endo 2

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

2007-08-30 07:17:55 · 8 answers · asked by Shaba laba ding dong 1

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're ****-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

2007-08-30 07:07:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

1)When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you
like to know?"
2)Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back
in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."
3)Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say 'Allah be Praised!

2007-08-30 07:01:54 · 26 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

2007-08-30 06:30:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
" Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!!!"

2007-08-30 06:25:54 · 18 answers · asked by desy 3

Three castaways were starving on a desert island. When they had run out of food they decided that one of them had to die to be eaten by the the other two. All three were single, of same age, experience, size and skills. but they easily decided who should die. How? does anybdy know the answer if ur answer os right than ill post another question and pick yours as best answer.....thank you

2007-08-30 06:07:46 · 6 answers · asked by romancekenyota 2

A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, "COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He enters and sits down.

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells kind of nerdy. He then asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver explains to him that he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender serves him a beer and says, "OK, truck drivers aren't nerds."

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in wearing a pair of glasses with tape around the middle, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt that is at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that.

The bartender replied, "Don't worry. The computer nerds are in season because they are overpopulating Silicon

2007-08-30 06:06:33 · 26 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5

Jewish grandmother sitting on the beach with her grandson hes making a castle,
suddenly a tidal wave comes in and sweeps the kid out to sea.
Grandma looks up to god and starts begging "please god not my only grandson hes all ive got please please bring him back"
Second tidal wave comes in and washes the kid right back up to her feet unharmed he carries on playing
Jewish grandma looks up to god and shouts " He had a hat!! !"

2007-08-30 06:00:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Free State "Boer" walks into his local bar and to his surprise
finds a little Japanese man sitting in his regular chair.

"Kleing*t, you sommer sitting op My stoel" he shouts angrily.
Before he knows it the Jap is up and knocks the farmer flying.
After the farmer recovers he asks "What the blerry hell was that?"
"Zat maltial alt flom my countly Japan"
replies the Jap and strolls off in a stroppy way.

The following day the farmer finds the Jap in "His" seat again.
The farmer says "You is alweer sitting on my stoel"
And again the Jap knocks the farmer out with some nifty Kung Fu.
On regaining consciousness the farmer asks "What the bl*rry hell was
that
for?"

"Zat Kalate flom my countly Japan", and as stroppy as ever ambles
off......
Now the farmer is die m*er in.
Next day the farmer finds the Jap sitting in "his" chair again.
He says "So, you is alweer sitting op My stoel, Vat So",
and he knocks the daylights out of the Jap with one blow.

The little Jap comes around after some time and asks the farmer
"What was that?"
The farmer replies:

"That, my china was a bliksemse Isuzu 2.8 liter turbo diesel bakkie
se wheel spanner.......... also from your country Japan"

2007-08-30 05:37:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Three friends were sitting around bragging about how successful each of their sons had become.

just as they started the 1 st man get up and excuses himself for the mens room.
the 2nd man starts bragging. My son is a fine doctor, he has beautiful women hagning around him although he is not married he does have a special someone he just gave a very expensive Farari to as a birthday gift. He must be rich to give such a fine item away.

the 3rd man tried to do better, my son is a very successful lawyer. He has many clients who are women and they fall over him day and night. He makes so much money that he recently bought a small jet as a gift for his special someone.

just then the 1st man returned to his chair, well the man said, I did not hear your great stories of your sons, but I do know that mine just told me he is gay, works as a waiter in nice restaurant and is very happy.

how can that be said the other two men, he makes no money to speak of. Well said the 1st man,

2007-08-30 05:32:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

♫♫

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well," she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won,so bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks. She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again,so I bought it with my share of the winnings." Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari. "How could you afford that car?" her husband asks. You guessed it, Her share of the lotto winnings! That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug. "What's this?" she asks her husband. "Well," he replies, "we don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?!"

2007-08-30 04:38:02 · 11 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions. Make sure you tell the truth because if you don't, we'll have to ask you to visit the beast below. Your answers will also determine what kind of car you will get. You have to have a car here in heaven because it is so huge!"

St. Peter asked the first man, "How long were you married?"

The guy replied, "24 years."

St. Peter then asked, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"

The guy said, "Yeah, about 10 times... but you said I was forgiven."

Peter said, "Yes, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto for you to drive."

The second guy got the same questions from Peter to which he replied, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first year and we worked it out. I was faithful thereafter."

Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that. Here's a Mercedes SUV for you to drive."

The third guy said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter said, "Now that's what I like to hear! Here's a Jaguar for you to drive."

A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was the matter. When they asked him what was wrong he tearily said, "I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard!

2007-08-30 04:34:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dear Wife:

i'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
i've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you
came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked
your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You
ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of
your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or
anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on
me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your
EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a great life!

__________________________________________________ ________

Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you
and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far
cry
from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out
your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID
notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came
to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not
to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And
when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with
my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
$49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a
coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and
bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything
happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you
always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you
won't get a dime from me. So take care.


Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born
Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

2007-08-30 03:04:57 · 25 answers · asked by Tony T 4

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that".

2007-08-30 03:02:04 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North Africa.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered Africa?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

TEACHER: If you had one 20 dollars and you asked your father for another 20 dollars, how much money would you have?
VINCENT: 20 dollars.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father ,HE wont give me.

SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy.

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when peopleare no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher

2007-08-30 03:01:37 · 4 answers · asked by naijagunner 4