Letter From Wal-Mart?

Question

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, “Code 3 in house wares”… and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”

And last, but certainly not least…

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

Answer 1

It's very tempting to try some of those

Answer 2

The fine is used to pay Wal Mart for the costs associated with running a loss prevention department. I would be surprised if it was over $500 and would guess that it will be around $250. The idea is that while the loss prevention associates were dealing with you, other shoplifters were walking out of the store with other merchandise. If you hadn't tried to steal your item, they would have been able to focus on other people. It also serves as a deterrent. They are hoping that you won't do it again . . . and that you will tell others not to do it. If you don't pay, they can ask the local prosecutor to file criminal charges against you. Then can also file a civil action against you. By paying the fine, you are essentially keeping the matter between you and Wal Mart. (If a criminal and/or civil action was filed against you, it would be a matter of public record - so your potential future employer ten years from now could find it.)

Answer 3

2 pts

Answer 4

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 5

I've actually done 6, 8, and 13. My mom got mad. =[

Answer 6

plenty of ways to fill a dull day's shopping

Answer 7

lol! i will probably end up doing some of those things in wal mart

Answer 8

hehe LOL ROTF i got that as an email but it makes me laugh everytime i read it. lol

Answer 9

ha ha

Answer 10

heard this before but it still makes me lol