can you fly?

Question

after a long day at work a man goes to a bar at the top of the empire state building for a drink. a couple of drinks later the man nexts to him says "u wanna see something cool" the guy says "yea" so the man puts his drink down goes to the window and jumps off...60...55...50....40...30 and whoooosh he comes back to the top of the empire state building safe and sound. now the guy cant believe his eyes and hes like thats incredable how did you do that. the man said the wind draft will bring you up wen you get around the 30th floor. the guy being skeptic told him to do it again and the man does it again, jumps off and round the 30th floor whoooosh he comes up safe and sound. the man says "you have to try it" a little reluctant but the guy decides to do it and he jumps off ..60...55...40...he sees 30 go by and 20 and SPLATTT all over the concrete....back at the bar the man orders another drink and the bartender looks at him and says "superman your can be an a.s.s.h.o.l.e. when your drunk"!

Answer 1

haha

Answer 2

lol....very funny....here's one for you

I am not drunk

I had 18 bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else.......

After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the 1st bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of 1 glass which I drank.

Then, I withdrew the cork from the 2nd bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of 1 glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from 3rd bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the 4th bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank 1 sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle... Then I corked the sink, with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with 1 hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the houses came by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in 1 bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

I'm not drunk you shilly sit!

CHeeRioS

Answer 3

How about 3 stories? How about Clark Kent, you are one mean drunk.

Answer 4

in my dreams yes!

Answer 5

YES I CAN FLY IN MY DREAMS.

Answer 6

i like me

Answer 7

lol-o.k. (I can fly in my dreams!)

Answer 8

hmm... okay then.