"I have some good news and some bad news for you,what do you want to hear first"?
Adam says,"Give me the good news first".
God says,"I have given you a penis and a brain;you will derive great pleasure and intellect from them".
Adam says,"So what is the bad news"?
God says,"I have only given you enough blood to work one at a time"!
2007-08-30 08:07:18 · 26 answers · asked by Crackerjack 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i was gonna write a witty reply to dispute this joke
but then the mrs bent over and i got an erection
and suddenly my ...er.....mind......went.....erm...all.....wha..
...flibble.....
2007-09-04 20:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...right this is mine God notices Adam is amazingly lonely and says " Adam i flow to make you a mate; she will have the skill to love only you and be honest, she will have the skill to assist your hopes and plans, and she or he will have the skill to in no way argue with you" "this is great God" says Adam "yet what's it going to value me?" "An arm and a leg" says God. "What am i able to get for a rib" asks Adam....and something is historic previous.
2016-12-12 14:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl.
What a corker
10/10
2007-08-30 08:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is exactly what happens to men when they get a hard on the brain freezes out.
2007-09-07 05:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is an Excellent joke Crackerjack.!!!
10/10 for making us guys at work laugh.!!!
Cheers man.!!!
2007-08-30 13:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see.
2007-09-05 16:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And god was not lying about that one!!!
good joke I give you a *
2007-09-05 10:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Verry limp then
2007-09-04 09:40:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont under estimate God
2007-09-03 14:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
some men this hold very true
2007-08-30 08:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋