TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North Africa.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered Africa?
CLASS: George!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
TEACHER: If you had one 20 dollars and you asked your father for another 20 dollars, how much money would you have?
VINCENT: 20 dollars.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father ,HE wont give me.
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy.
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when peopleare no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher
2007-08-30 03:01:37 · 4 answers · asked by naijagunner 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i loved all of them especially the one with water formula lol
2007-08-30 03:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by Dariachu 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
love the H to O one
2007-08-30 10:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOLOL...
2007-08-30 10:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Way Out There 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was great!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-30 11:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋