When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're ****-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
2007-08-30 07:07:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhahaah
true
2007-08-30 07:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
which reminds me
a boss is like a nappy
always on your a*** and full of s*** lol
another boss one
they treat you like a mushroom...keep you in the dark and feed you s***
have a star
2007-08-30 14:25:31 · answer #2 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ain't that the truth...oh to be a boss
2007-08-30 15:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by Nutmuffin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's why it's good to be the boss... except
When you lose your job, the company is downsizing
When the boss loses his job, it's PARTYTIME!
2007-08-30 14:45:37 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, but the main difference between me and my bosses is i don't have ovaries
2007-08-30 14:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by Code 3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No.
Not Funny.
Substitute for "Your Boss" with *My Boyfriend*
...*My X*
....*etc,..
ARRRGGGHHH!!!!
Naw,I take it back(but not fer real or i'd delete it w/o posting)...
Not ALL of My Awful Relationships Has Been Your Fault.
Yizz awwyyte!
-s
2007-08-30 14:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't know if its funny but it is certainly true. in my workplace at least.
2007-08-30 14:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao, yep sounds just like my office
2007-08-30 16:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like me
2007-08-30 14:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those can be so true. haha
2007-08-30 14:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋