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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well," she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won,so bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks. She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again,so I bought it with my share of the winnings." Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari. "How could you afford that car?" her husband asks. You guessed it, Her share of the lotto winnings! That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug. "What's this?" she asks her husband. "Well," he replies, "we don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?!"
2007-08-30 04:38:02 · 11 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
we own a pawnshop and all the guys love this one ...lol
2007-08-30 05:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by Pat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny 11/10 a star for u
2007-08-30 11:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It woz gd untill d punchline lol
2007-08-30 11:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha ha that is funny.I didn't understand it at first but, then I got it.
2007-08-30 11:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jessicca Francis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny!
2007-08-30 11:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by rmdybles30 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very weak punch line, everybody and their mother and their blind dog could see that one coming.
Sorry, didn't think it was funny.
2007-08-30 11:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty good. I liked it.
2007-08-30 13:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is okay
2007-08-30 11:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by mlsaj84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny - sorry...
2007-08-30 11:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Kathy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
2007-08-30 11:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋