A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, "COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He enters and sits down.
The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells kind of nerdy. He then asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver explains to him that he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender serves him a beer and says, "OK, truck drivers aren't nerds."
As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in wearing a pair of glasses with tape around the middle, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt that is at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that.
The bartender replied, "Don't worry. The computer nerds are in season because they are overpopulating Silicon
2007-08-30 06:06:33 · 26 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Valley. You don't even need a license."
So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads for the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the road. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, snatching up all of the computers. The scavengers are comprised of engineers, accountants and programmers - computer geeks. Each of them wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen.
He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, killing several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.
The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought computer nerds were in season."
"Well, sure," says the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em!"
2007-08-30 06:07:33 · update #1
Very funny! Anyway is that thing about a truck load of computers true? If so where did it spill over and how fast can I get there to pick one up?
2007-08-30 13:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by Shane C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We would be in trouble in Silicone Valley.....good thing I don't dress nerdy. How do you come up with all these? Thanx for kepping me laughing.
2007-08-31 02:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!xx
2007-08-30 09:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Bait 'em jeesh girl how else do you think hunting season goes
2007-08-31 16:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 07:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another avatar change?
quality joke
im on a bit of a dry spell at moment but i will return.
2007-08-30 10:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're overpopulating my basement, it seems I went a little mad with hunting season.
But don't worry, there's always room for one more
2007-08-30 21:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that a good 1
2007-08-30 06:50:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Engineers aren't computer nerds.
2007-08-30 07:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A bit more dark than your previous ones...i like it though... Keep it up honey...
2007-08-30 19:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋