A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-08-30 07:37:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Interesting
2007-08-30 10:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol..good one..here's one for you
A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers.
The woman says, " Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid" , said the woman.
The maid says, "I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
The woman says, "Well, this is his wife. Is he there?"
The maid replied, "he is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his wife."
The woman is fuming. she says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to do?" The woman tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"
The woman says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."
A long pause and the woman says,
"Is this 555-4821?"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-30 14:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Lol that's funny!
Were did you get that joke from?
Here's a few my brother repeats to me constantly:
Q:What do cannibals play at parties?
A:Swallow the leader
Q:What do you call an underpants robber?
A:A pair of knickers
Q:Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A:Because they taste funny
My brother is quite daft :P
2007-08-30 14:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute
2007-08-30 14:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very cool but i liked twinkle a bit better but urs was funny have a star
2007-08-30 14:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by divine girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 14:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, thats funny you get a star
2007-08-30 15:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by danceprincess0215 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha nice answer some cool guy!
2007-08-30 17:31:48 · answer #8 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinkin, Be grateful for what you have?
2007-08-30 15:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i saw the purple cows
2007-08-30 14:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋