A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper?" "You'll see", says his dad. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking what they're eating. "Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me." "We're eating asshole!!", she screams.
2007-08-30 07:21:13 · 12 answers · asked by I hate Hillary Clinton 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL>..here's one for you
A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth.
"Can you guess what it is?"
"I don't know," said the boy.
"I'll give you a hint. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning."
The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it. It's a piece of a$$".
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2007-08-30 07:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha be careful what you say in front of your kids.
9/10
2007-08-30 07:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha that ones hilarious!!! I couldn't figure out what he was trying to get the kid to say at first but then i got it. very nice. star for you!
2007-08-30 07:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by iamkillerqueen09 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 07:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice. i gave you a star. but mainly because you hate hilary clinton.
2007-08-30 07:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha dats real funnny i give u a star
2007-08-30 07:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by sharmeka321 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was not a funny joke.I know this because I'm a blond and I know jokes.You SUCK at telling jokes!
2007-08-30 07:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by kissa 101 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!!:)
2007-08-30 08:24:45 · answer #8 · answered by Danelle B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-08-30 07:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by Hated FR team 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok
2007-08-30 07:37:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋