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Question

Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

Answer 1

Lmao! I actually found that really funny!

Answer 2

haha properly good i've got been given a intercourse shaggy dog tale for you wish you like it :) on listening to that her grandad had basically died kate went and visited her nan to convenience her while she asked how he died her nan replyed by sayin that he had had a heart attack whilst makin love 2 her kate reported that it grew to become into stupid that 2 previous human beings the place havin intercourse because it grew to become into askin for complication her nan replyed by sayin that they used to do it to the sluggish %. of the church bells because it grew to become into basically the wonderful velocity she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he would nevertheless be alive right this moment'' :) xxx

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

lol....funny , here's one for you


A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.

*As you shall make your bed so shall you......mess it up

*Better be safe than............................. a 5th grader

*It's always darkest before...................daylight savings time

*You can lead a horse to water but............how?

*Don't bite the hand that.....................looks dirty

*A miss is as good as a.......................Mr.

*You can't teach an old dog new...............math

*If you lie down with the dogs, you'll........stink in the morning

*The pen is mightier than the.................pigs

*An idle mind is............................... best way to relax

*Where there's smoke, there's.................pollution

*Happy the bride who..........................gets all the presents


*A penny saved is............................... not much

*Two's company, three's.......................... musketeers

*Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry
and.............................. have to blow your nose

*Children should be seen and not..............spanked or grounded

*When the blind leadeth the blind.............get out of the way

Hope you enjoyed...cheerios

Answer 5

Yeah, but with a Lhapsa Aspo, you just laugh at her, as you take it away.

Answer 6

it was a bit funny but i liked twinkle's better

Answer 7

once again very true... but also not funny.