This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
2007-08-30 06:30:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow that was like a tongue twister. I like it. :-) :-)
2007-08-30 06:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH....good one
Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"
Father: "Sure son, what's the question?"
Son: "What is politics?"
Father: "Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her government. We take care of your needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Do you understand?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.
The next morning:
Son: "Dad, now I think I understand politics."
Father: "That's great son, explain it to me in your own words."
Son: "Well, dad, while management is screwing the working class the government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and the future is full of $hit."
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2007-08-30 13:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 13:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Star for you =D
2007-08-30 13:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by Chips 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-08-30 13:49:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anna_Marie 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha kinda like real life huh
2007-08-30 14:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by lilmissnotsoperfect 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow my brain hurts.
good teaser though x
2007-08-30 13:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by urjustastateofmind 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-30 15:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...That was cryptically cryptic.
2007-08-30 13:36:26 · answer #9 · answered by Afi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
confusing, but it would be funny if i were smart!!
2007-08-30 13:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋