A Free State "Boer" walks into his local bar and to his surprise
finds a little Japanese man sitting in his regular chair.
"Kleing*t, you sommer sitting op My stoel" he shouts angrily.
Before he knows it the Jap is up and knocks the farmer flying.
After the farmer recovers he asks "What the blerry hell was that?"
"Zat maltial alt flom my countly Japan"
replies the Jap and strolls off in a stroppy way.
The following day the farmer finds the Jap in "His" seat again.
The farmer says "You is alweer sitting on my stoel"
And again the Jap knocks the farmer out with some nifty Kung Fu.
On regaining consciousness the farmer asks "What the bl*rry hell was
that
for?"
"Zat Kalate flom my countly Japan", and as stroppy as ever ambles
off......
Now the farmer is die m*er in.
Next day the farmer finds the Jap sitting in "his" chair again.
He says "So, you is alweer sitting op My stoel, Vat So",
and he knocks the daylights out of the Jap with one blow.
The little Jap comes around after some time and asks the farmer
"What was that?"
The farmer replies:
"That, my china was a bliksemse Isuzu 2.8 liter turbo diesel bakkie
se wheel spanner.......... also from your country Japan"
2007-08-30 05:37:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its a south african thing...
2007-08-30 05:49:15 · update #1
Now that's a lekker South African joke lekker my china keep it up I have a lekker South African one as well but its in Afrikaans and I dont know how to translate it in English,but have a star on meLol.I really enjoyed that.
2007-08-30 09:38:32 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Bliksem hom Oom, lol.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Lekker grapie - cheers from Pretoria,!!!
2007-08-30 13:51:48 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 06:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one.
2007-08-30 05:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but i didnt get it
2007-08-30 05:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Singletary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hard to read, too much slang
2007-08-30 07:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was so dumb and such a waste of time.
2007-08-30 07:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
^.^ haha nice...
2007-08-30 06:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by lostworldforever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF. Im from South Africa and that is pathtic
2007-08-30 06:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋