An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that".
2007-08-30 03:02:04 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...funny and so true...here's one for you
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome to heaven!”
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.”
Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”
George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”
CHeeRioS
2007-08-30 03:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 2⤋
Great story! We feed the good wolf by doing the good things such as: 1. Being good and joyful every day of our life. 2. Being peaceful, by doing things that bring peace and learning to ponder. 3. Being loving instead of hateful at the moment of decision 4. Seeing the glass half full and not half empty thus helping us to feel hopeful, serene, and generous 5. Serving others everyday. Pray for opportunities to help others. It doesn't have to be big or hard. Sometimes a listening ear, a kind word, or a smile is really what is needed.
2016-04-02 07:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, 7 out of 10
2007-08-30 03:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Strange, but even though that sounds like an old joke, I don't think I've ever heard it before. Nice one!
2007-09-06 03:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by jacyinbg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-08-30 03:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by K.Rowley 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's right!
2007-09-07 00:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I second the wisdom.
2007-09-06 15:08:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good One!
2007-09-01 13:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like that 1 very good
2007-09-04 23:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by AJAY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. And he's right.
2007-09-05 12:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by tepania4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋