The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2007-08-29 13:24:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
done them all
2007-08-29 13:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? No 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? No 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Last winter 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Alone 5. Do you believe in ghosts? No 6. Do you consider yourself creative? Sometimes 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? No 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Aniston 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? I know that the presidents suck 10. Do you know how to play poker? No 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Almost 12. What's your favorite commercial? Idk 13. Who was your first love? 1st girlfriend 14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? Can't drive 15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Yes 16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Red Sox 17. Have you ever been Ice Skating No 18. How often do you remember your dreams? 1/2 the time 19. What's the one thing on your mind? Boobs 20. Do you always wear your seat belt? No 21. What talent do you wish you had? Singing/Guitar Playing 22. Do you like Sushi? No...I love it 23. What do you wear to bed? Jeans and T Shirt "Doesn't sound comfortable but I got used to it" 24. Do you truly hate anyone? Yes 25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Selena Gomez 26. Do you know anyone in jail? No 27. What food do you find disgusting? Idk 28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? In a funny way, Yes 29. Have you ever been punched in the face? On accident 30. Do you believe in angels and demons? No 31. DID YOU LIKE IT? GIVE ME A STAR? Yes
2016-05-21 03:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10! Good ones!
2007-08-29 13:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah, v funny. The last one is a kicker lol! My sister once got a speeding ticket and as he handed it to her she said "thank-you."
2007-08-30 12:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And this one..
Cops says your speech is slurred,have you been drinking?
The driver says, Your eyes are glazed, Have you been eating donuts???
2007-09-02 09:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved #2.
2007-08-29 17:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooo. cool . another thing that t u shud not say to cops i am innocent sir i dont have any white powder in undeneath my seats.
cheers mate
2007-08-29 13:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones there Martin.!!!
Must remember them, lol.!!!
10/10 mate.!!!
2007-08-29 17:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really good ones.
2007-08-29 22:24:39 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee heeeeee if only. ava star kiddo, cheeeerz
2007-09-02 09:39:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
Best of Luck.
(Just so you know, I NEVER say "brilliant".)
2007-08-29 13:47:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋