two women walking home drunk need to pee, so they duck into a graveyard. they dont have any toilet paper, so the first woman uses her knickers, then throws them away, the other finds a ribbon from a wreath and uses that. The next day their husbands are talking, the first says "we'd better keep an eye on our wives. mine came home last night with no knickers on." the second says "you think thats bad mine had a card stuck on her a*se that said, "from all the lads at the fire station; we'll never forget you"."
2007-08-29
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