Punishment in Heaven?

Question

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

Answer 1

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 2

There was another joke kinda like that told a long time ago... it went like this:

Three women were in heaven when saint peter said, "we have only one rule hear: don't step on the ducks!" but it was practicly impossible not to: ducks were scattered over every square inch of heaven! so the first woman stepped on a duck within the first few days and got chained to an extremely ugly, hairy, disgusting man. The second woman only lasted about a week without stepping on a duck until she finally did and got chained to another ugly man, like her friend. The third woman reeally didn't want to be chained to an ugly man like her other two friends, and managed about two months without stepping on a duck! One day, sait peter took a man, and chained it to the woman, even though she didn't step on a duck. This man was handsome, very muscular with long eyelashes and gorgeous in every way. The woman smiled and said, "Well, I don't know what I did to diserve THIS...." She was quite taken with the man. The man turned to her and said, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on one of the ducks!.."

Answer 3

Very funny.

Answer 4

Wait ,what's the question?

Answer 5

OOOO that's mean

Answer 6

lol

Answer 7

very nice...