The Vacuum Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
" Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until! you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
2007-08-29 10:28:13 · 4 answers · asked by wwe52256 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
star for u
2007-08-29 10:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by TINA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor salesman! I hope he came up with a plan B. Lol
2007-08-29 18:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of the joke before and it is still a good and funny one.
2007-08-29 17:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good star for you.
2007-08-29 17:41:22 · answer #4 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋