*no way are these jokes making fun of people. I apologize if they offend you guys*
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in water? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt
(these weren't made up by me.. just by my friends
2007-08-29 07:11:23 · 3 answers · asked by ♥ mimi ♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mm...your friends are not funny....how about this one?
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses
were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to
the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt
fell asleep!'.
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
CheeRioS
2007-08-29 07:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a field of marijuana?
Bud
2007-08-29 15:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by momof3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs when he's waterskiing?
Skip
2007-08-29 14:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋