Smila, from Texas, buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Texan baby boy weighing twenty pounds. Congratulations and many exclamations of 'wow!' are heard.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. Bartender Jim Jnr., says, "So you're the father of the typical Texan baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you? How much does the baby weigh now?"
Proud Smila answers, "Fifteen pounds."
Jim Jnr., is puzzled. "Why? What happened? He already weighed twenty pounds at birth."
Smila takes a slow sip from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over the Jim, the bartender and proudly announces, "Had him circumc*sed"
2007-08-29 13:04:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'The Chairman of Jazz' - "go back to your school books 13 year old!"
2007-08-29 13:31:42 · update #1
Ah! I see 'The Chairman of Jazz' has been removed.
2007-08-31 11:08:01 · update #2
hahahahahaaa he wishes!!!!!
lmfto
2007-08-29 22:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
we texans tend to be like that lol jk
great one heres a star
it was good10/10
the chairman of jazz is finally gone
(in the background halleljuah is playing)
2007-08-29 14:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Austin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a whopper.
ps: May I mention I performed the circumcision and (between you&me) I accidently cut off more than just the foreskin.
2007-08-29 22:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh! The actual depravity!
2007-08-29 13:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by K. Marx iii 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These Americans sure like to brag fidgety!
2007-08-29 13:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-29 13:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Ah the old 35's he may be better off 86'n it
2016-05-21 02:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke Fidgety.!!!
10/10.!!!
Lost a lot of weight poor baby, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-08-29 13:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but you shouldn't be nasty to The Chairman of Jazz! He's only 13...
2007-08-30 02:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Hahahahhahahaaa, like father like son pmsl.
2007-08-29 13:20:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that was a good one
have a star
xxxxx
2007-08-29 22:31:58 · answer #11 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋