An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
2007-08-29 07:17:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one thanks
2007-08-29 07:41:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-08-29 14:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by Cat Stevens 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-08-29 17:37:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old couple was going down the road, his wife complaining all the way. His wife said "And another thing.." and accidently leaned on the door handle and fell out. A policeman passing by picked her up and loaded her into his patrol car. He asked her if she was all right and she said yes and told him she fell out of the car up ahead, the police car caught up to the old man and pulled him over. He said "Sir did you realize that your wife fell out of the car about two miles back?" The old man said "Oh Thank God, I thought I'd suddenly gone deaf."
2007-08-29 15:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol, thats extremely funny to me because I actually DO have a hearing problem.
& I'm not 64, I'm 12.
& I do wear hearing aids (from age 5)
Don't ask.
But still, great joke!!
Well deserved star for you :D
2007-08-29 14:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Markiiphobia™ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one...here's one for you
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..."
CHeeRiOS
2007-08-29 14:26:22 · answer #6 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha. Good one
2007-08-29 14:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny.
2007-08-29 14:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Very funny a star for you.
2007-08-29 14:21:30 · answer #9 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I like it very good joke
2007-08-29 19:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-29 15:54:33 · answer #11 · answered by ;layla m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋