There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.
The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.
The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fu cked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fu cked."
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Remember this is only a joke so don't take it seriously. hahaha
2007-08-29 11:52:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh gee your last posting, how am l gonna get through the night without yer ace , brilliant, extremely funny jokes
2007-08-29 12:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's really funny, but a prostitute probably would have had sex before. Just say a lady maybe?
2007-08-29 11:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by parrothair3 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmfaoooooooooooo . my friend u really rock u i admire your humourous sense thnx for making me laugh.
10/10 agen . yeah he threw her in the sea for the fish to do their fishy business with her .
u rockkkkkkkkk killburn
2007-08-29 12:00:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one babe
Sleep tight
2007-08-29 23:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love this joke, See you tomorrow xx
2007-08-29 11:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"There was a prostitute on the beach without....."
if she a prostitute, how could she have never been fked?
2007-08-29 12:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by Emtie El © 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good joke so 10/10.!!!
In the deep end, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-08-29 12:17:16 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha couldn't she swim, only joking.
2007-08-29 12:54:36 · answer #8 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, good Night
2007-08-29 12:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha lol
2007-08-29 21:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋