Jim Jnr., goes to a restaurant & orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready & he is about to eat, the waiter comes back & says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours & he usually orders the chicken dish. The problem is, that this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him & arrange for another dish for you!"
Jim gets really upset & refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table & explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to Jim's table & says.....
"Listen & listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat & I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of it's wings, I'll break one of your arms!".....
2007-08-29 13:26:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jim calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rect*m, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead then!"
2007-08-29 13:27:52 · update #1
Police officers nearly always get to the bottom of things fidgety but in this case he probably wishes he hadn't opened his big mouth!
2007-08-29 13:35:48 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-29 13:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lets pretend he screwed the chicken.......What would the police officer do?????
2007-08-29 22:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is grossly funny, this is probably my last comment for tonight.
School tomorrow =(
Keep it coming!
2007-08-29 14:22:04 · answer #4 · answered by Forksided 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tch Tch!
fidgety what have you been up to tomight?
You've really put put me off my KFC now!
2007-08-29 13:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahhahaaaaa, now that was funny, glad your back huney.
2007-08-30 00:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by smila 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo. nice one poor cop he is in dillemma now
2007-08-29 14:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me giggle! that was a good one. star for you! i will be looking for more : )
2007-08-29 13:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by ashley101-zippedy doo dah! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-08-29 20:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!! lol
2007-08-29 15:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋