I'm just wondering for something funny. Any ideas?
2007-08-29 07:37:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Caller: Hi, can I speak to Malcolm please?
Prankee: There is no Malcolm here. You have the wrong number.
Caller: Oh, sorry... can I leave a message?
Prankee: There is no Malcolm here. You have the wrong number! (and they'll hang up)
10 minutes later call the same number:
Caller: Hi, can I speak to Malcolm please?
Prankee: There is no Malcolm here. You have the wrong number.
Caller: Oh, sorry... can I leave a message?
Prankee: There is no Malcolm here. You have the wrong number! (and they'll hang up)
20 minutes later do it again...
10 minutes after that call and say:
"Hi, this is Malcolm. Any messages for me?"
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2007-08-29 08:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you call them just keep on talking about something like you know them or just that ur supposed to be a relative of them. dont let them talk just go on talking bout weird things. it might sound weird but its really funny once you actually do this. pick a really funny topic and just keep on talking without giving them a chance to talk lol.
2007-08-29 07:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This is Mr/Ms/Mrs. Davidson calling from the health clinic. We're calling to report that there is a tiny problem with your liver. It seems many tiny zebras have inhabited the area, but by eating a lot of hay, you can keep them from destroying your insides".
2007-08-29 07:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by stormy.! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Caller: Hi, I'm looking for Ima
Person: Ima? Ima who?
Caller: Yes I'm looking for an Ima dufis
Person: Ima dufis?
2007-08-29 07:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in a very brooklynese accent -
"This is Nancy from Baskin Robbins, if you can name all 31 flavors in 31 seconds you win $31,000.00... Starrrrt"
people become confused and start naming flavors, its histerical!
2007-08-29 07:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by DONE & DONE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'd like to order a german pizza, extra fries, no tartar sauce. The drinks would be HEY IM TRYING TO TALK HERE SHOW SOME MANNERS AND DONT INTERRUPT K?!" and hang up
2007-08-29 07:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call any number and be like do you wash clothes??? and then they gonna be like no we dont then you say, GOD you must be mad dirty if you dont wash your clothes. LOL hope this works if u need any more just let me know
2007-08-29 07:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by Bradley G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call a chineese restarant,put on an old man voice and ask for chiwawa lips
2007-08-29 07:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Hello, I'm looking for Hugh Jass"
2007-08-29 08:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by 11:11 pm<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Caller -- "Do you have anything on tonight?"
Prankee -- "No"
Caller -- "You better get dressed or you'll catch a cold"
Caller -- "Is your refrigerator running?"
Prankee -- "Yes"
Caller -- "Well you better catch it"
2007-08-29 07:45:23 · answer #10 · answered by highendsystems 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋