Jokes & Riddles - October 2007

On his way home a father remembers that it's His daughter's birthday.
At a toy store he asked the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the
display window?" The salesperson answered, "Which one? We Have: Work out
Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for
$19.95,Disco Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95. The amazed
father asked: " Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the Others only
$19.95?"
Annoyed, the salesman answered: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and of
course...One of Ken's Friends..


if interested falg as interesting

2007-10-23 04:50:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"






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2007-10-23 04:45:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Well it seems like the TROLLS are going to get me so when I disappear you will all know why so keep smiling.

2007-10-23 04:39:19 · 29 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case....."

This is how business is done!!

2007-10-23 04:14:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If i'm going to die, i want to die feeling like a woman!" She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?!"
A man stands up removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

2007-10-23 03:47:37 · 47 answers · asked by Paige 2

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things .....

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I’m a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister; do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."

2007-10-23 03:41:51 · 43 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7

Go to Canada on their annual moose hunt. They do really well and bag 6 moose, the pilot who flew them in said that the plane will only take 4 moose and they must leave 2 behind.

" But we killed 6 moose last year and last year's pilot let us take all 6 and he had exactly the same plane as you!" complained Paddy

The pilot eventually gave in and agreed to take all 6 moose on the plane, but alas the little plane just couldn't take the load and went down in the wilderness.

By some miracle Paddy, Mick and the pilot all survive - no doubt cushioned by all the moose carcases.

"Jaysus, Where in the world are we?!" screams Mick as he begins to panic....
And Paddy replies












"I think we're quite near to where we crashed last year!"

2007-10-23 03:41:03 · 13 answers · asked by hcchenery 2

Have you ever wandered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wandered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, its about time you became informed!

{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Cant Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double Damn!
{E} - Enormous!
{F} - Fake!

2007-10-23 03:37:40 · 36 answers · asked by Paige 2

A hen comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which path to take to reach her destination. There are two foxes at the fork, one whom always lies whilst the other always tells the truth. The hen doesn't know which is which. She may ask one of the foxes only one question to find her way. What is the question and which fox does she ask?

2007-10-23 03:27:39 · 11 answers · asked by Secie 3

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco
2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an
elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a Wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two-week follow-up appointment with his
cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch, the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk , VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion, she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis , OR

6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there wa s a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Submitted by RN no name

AND FINALLY!!!................
8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my
embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar
Meyer Wiener".
Dr. wouldn't submit his name.

2007-10-23 03:22:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Bed sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile
at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had
watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on
here?'

The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the **** out of
a ghost.'

Happy Halloween

2007-10-23 03:20:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.





2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.





3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.





4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.





5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.





6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.





7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

2007-10-23 03:19:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dear Wife:
>>I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
>>
>>I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show

>>for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
>>
>>Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that
was
>>the last straw.
>>
>>Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a
new
>>hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of
>>silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight
to
>>sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me
>>anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're
cheating
>>on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
>>
>>Your EX-Husband
>>
>>P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
>>Virginia together! Have a great life!
>>
>>
>>
>>Dear Ex-Husband -
>>
>>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that
>>you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a
far
>>cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown

>>out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I
did
>>notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to

>>mind was 'You look just like a girl!' but my mother raised me not to
say
>>anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my
favorite
>>meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I
stopped
>>eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those

>>new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed
that
>>it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars
from
>>me that morning ... and your silk boxers were $49.99. After all of
this,
>>I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
>>So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,
I
>>quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home
>>you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
>>
>>I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
>>that with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.
>>
>>So take care.
>>
>>Signed
>>
>>Rich As Hell and Free!
>>
>>P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was
born
>>Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

2007-10-23 03:14:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

3 of my best friends are sane, so am I crazy then

2007-10-23 03:10:20 · 8 answers · asked by Caper 2

My first is in tickled, but isn`t in pink
My seconds in singing and also in sink
My third is in biscuit , but isn`t in bread
My fourth is in frightened, but isn`t in scared
My fifth is in sceaming , and also in steam
My last is in stranger, you`ll know what i mean.

2007-10-23 03:08:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."

The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."

"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."

The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.

He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"

2007-10-23 03:08:07 · 19 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7

There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack

A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

2007-10-23 03:02:44 · 23 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."

None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix.

The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.

"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."

2007-10-23 03:00:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack

2007-10-23 03:00:43 · 16 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here

2007-10-23 02:59:02 · 24 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4

There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women.

Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream.

The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder.

The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my d*i*c*k!"

2007-10-23 02:57:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE (This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!)
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine This is the actual answering machine message for the school.
This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3

* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7
* To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!
*If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country."

2007-10-23 02:57:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

> > At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
> > "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow
> taller than guys?"
> > A student replied: "That's because guys have balls
> and that weighs them down."
> > Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend
> to grow taller than gals?"
> > Student: "That's because gals have breasts and
> they are heavier than the guy's balls."


hahaHa star if you like it!! thanks!

2007-10-23 02:56:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

A public toilet has a sign that reads:

OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN

GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think.

LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.

2007-10-23 02:56:05 · 11 answers · asked by deandra56 2

Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.

Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.

If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.

Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn’t know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun.

So you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?

Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh … did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?

Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.

The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop.

Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.

In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.

Just how big were those two beers?

No sir we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.

I’m glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail.

You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t.

2007-10-23 02:55:50 · 15 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4

A man goes into a cafe and say's to the man behind the
counter.Can you do a breakfast my way.HE said of course whats
your way? well he said" can i have the egg hard its got to
be so hard you can bounce it like a ball.The bacon has got
to be crisp,so when you put your fork in it it springs all
around the room. The chips have got to be soggy but really
soggy.And the beans have got to be hot at the top,warm in
middle,and burnt underneath.
The man behind the counter say's i haven't got time to do
that.
And the man say's you FU*KING found time yesterday

2007-10-23 02:55:19 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7

There is an animal surrounded by six other animals- An iguana, a snake, a monkey, a cougar, a unicorn, and a newt. What animal is in the middle, and why?

A- Lizard
B- Gorilla
C- Mongoose
D- Walrus

First one with the correct answer WITH explanation gets the 10 points.

(Star me if you're stumped)

2007-10-23 02:51:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

> > "Mum, can I ask you something?"
> > "Sure! What about?"
> > "You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's
> just proper that I should own one."
> > "And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
> > "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
> > "No."
> > "But my nipples are already prominent and it
> catches attention."
> > "Nope."
> > "It will be just proper at my age..."
> > "I said no way...!"
> > "But all of my friends wear......!"
> > "David! How many times must I tell you that bras
> are for girls!?"


star if you like!

2007-10-23 02:49:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I accidentaly punched a cop and broke his nose..now the're looking for me.

2007-10-23 02:13:55 · 5 answers · asked by imahlah 6

Confessions of Bobby?
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter.
1 year ago
Additional Details
1 year ago

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.



Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.
1 year ago

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-23 01:13:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous