Bed sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile
at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had
watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on
here?'
The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the **** out of
a ghost.'
Happy Halloween
2007-10-23 03:20:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL.....Im cracking up.....HAHAHAHAHA too funny...almost make me *&%^&* my pants...
2007-10-23 03:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by creamiehumper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-04-09 23:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was really funny. (sitting at my desk laughing out loud!)
2007-10-24 01:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jodi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good one.
2007-10-23 03:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Star for u my friend.LOL
2007-10-23 04:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by coppercash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny as hell!
2007-10-23 05:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 05:52:52 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. funny.
2007-10-23 03:25:47 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-10-23 03:26:49 · answer #9 · answered by Adriana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋