Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here
2007-10-23 02:59:02 · 24 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,lol,lol. 10/10.
yes i think it's funny too.
2007-10-23 03:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh! 9 out of 10!!
2007-10-23 10:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by Emerald Book Reviews 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 10:54:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
hahahahaha
thats good!
i can imagine my mum doing that to my dad!! lol
starred
2007-10-23 10:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So old...was posted several weeks ago
2007-10-23 12:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is truly a sad world
... sniff
have a star
2007-10-23 10:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by Flojoe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha funny lol
2007-10-23 11:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-23 10:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by willywonker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's pretty good.
2007-10-23 10:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by Sibbs . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really good!! lol
2007-10-23 11:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Steph C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋