He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things .....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I’m a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister; do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-10-23 03:41:51 · 43 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I needed a good laugh today! Thanks for sharing!
2007-10-23 08:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have noticed real blonde's seem smart its the girls with that awful orange blonde with two inch roots that seem dull as dish water. Good joke Chuckie Egg
2007-10-23 03:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! 10/10. excellent joke there. i wonder what happened to the blind man after he said that.
2007-10-23 04:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by naijagunner 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! 10!
2007-10-23 03:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before. Love the blind man he know how to talk the s***!
2007-10-23 04:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Finally! A joke in this category that actually cracked me up. =) Good one!
2007-10-23 03:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by crazychick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! a star 4 u
2016-04-09 23:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
am fed up a blonde jokes chuck` tell us another? good un ha ha`
2007-10-24 03:23:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
20 out of 10
Very very funny
thanks
2007-10-23 04:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! That is really good! A star for you my friend!
2007-10-23 03:56:04 · answer #10 · answered by www.hello_there 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao again!! I made it more funnier reading this out loud w/.... "A VERY DEEP HUSKY VOICE!!! "
2007-10-23 05:38:09 · answer #11 · answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋