There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"
2007-10-23 03:02:44 · 23 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
2007-10-23 03:09:10 · update #1
laughing at the answers! lol
2007-10-23 03:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright
2007-10-23 03:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 03:47:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one very good, but the second one very disappointing, and I don't mean for the little girl!
Not pleasant. Try again with one as good as the first!
2007-10-23 03:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep funny
2007-10-23 03:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was funny the first time but still funny!! LOL
The second one was mean!!!
2007-10-23 03:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by EN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one was funny, and serves the clever man for being so selfish. second one was so totally crule. i cant imagine a mother doing that to her child, and third one......LOL, trust a blond!
2007-10-23 05:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are so old...you should be shot in the head for the second one
2007-10-23 05:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one was pretty funni, but i feel bad for the blind lil girl!
2007-10-23 03:07:11 · answer #9 · answered by Paige M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one - OLD... heard it a million times.
Second one - that's just WRONG on so many levels! lol... It's kind of like the old joke "What did Helen Keller get for Christmas?....
Polio..."
2007-10-23 03:06:34 · answer #10 · answered by Slappy McStretchNuts 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-10-23 05:43:04 · answer #11 · answered by Wikipedian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋