There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack
2007-10-23 03:00:43 · 16 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 03:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've changed it!!! The smartest man in the world isn't in the original, it's George Bush... Bush jumps out with the backpack! Rofl xD
2007-10-23 03:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Poppy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-23 03:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 03:53:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
funny
starred
2007-10-23 03:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just answered this on someone else's post...not more then 5 minutes ago!
2007-10-23 05:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it is still funny!!! LOL!!!
2007-10-23 03:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by EN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!
2007-10-23 03:20:10 · answer #8 · answered by سيف الله بطل جهاد 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. 10/10.
2007-10-23 03:32:28 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-23 03:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋