A man goes into a cafe and say's to the man behind the
counter.Can you do a breakfast my way.HE said of course whats
your way? well he said" can i have the egg hard its got to
be so hard you can bounce it like a ball.The bacon has got
to be crisp,so when you put your fork in it it springs all
around the room. The chips have got to be soggy but really
soggy.And the beans have got to be hot at the top,warm in
middle,and burnt underneath.
The man behind the counter say's i haven't got time to do
that.
And the man say's you FU*KING found time yesterday
2007-10-23 02:55:19 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant
2007-10-23 03:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-23 10:49:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-10-23 10:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 10:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha sounds like my cooking!
2007-10-23 09:59:21 · answer #5 · answered by coolrocksharron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats funnyyyyy
2007-10-23 10:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by cinderella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-23 10:16:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
y dont da guy cook it himself??
2007-10-23 10:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by luviliciousz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 10:08:01 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good. lol
2007-10-23 12:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋