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Confessions of Bobby?
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter.
1 year ago
Additional Details
1 year ago

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.



Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.
1 year ago

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

G O D
(personal stationary)

Dear Bobby,

Why don't U go kiss your mother? She loves U very much and wants U to do what is right, just as my mother also wants U to do what is right. Now go and kiss your mother, thank her for loving you & trying to do her best with U. Ask her to forgive U and U know she will. And then come straight back here to finish reading the rest of this letter. Run along now ... I said NOW!


























So,

A) Bobby kissed his mother, or

B) Bobby kicked the cat on the way down the stairs and lied to his mother again, without kissing her.

Which do U think happened? Scroll down for each of the answers to see each of these scenarios come to an end.
















B) You should have kissed your mother goodbye Bobby. She's having a heart attack right now. Oh, and that cat you kicked is your older brother, who also refused to tell the truth. Have a nice life as a cat in a three-dog & six-kid household!

Bobby wouldn't have done A)

OK, maybe he would have ... eventually ... so here's the scenario "if" he finally kissed his mother:

A) Bobby kissed his mother, hugged her tight & asked her to forgive him. His mother was so shocked and in disbelief she started to have a heart attack. Bobby was crying, "I'll turn my life around! I promise! Please don't take my mother away from me!" Bobby came back upstairs to read the rest of the letter after the ambulance took his mother away.








You should have kissed your mother goodbye. She's having a heart attack right now. Oh, and that cat you kicked (I see everything remember) is your older brother, who also refused to tell the truth. Have a nice life as a cat in a three-dog & six kid household!

I already told U Bobby wouldn't have done A). when will U ever learn? Now go and kiss your mother ... .

Answer 2

x² = x+6 x² - x - 6 = 0 (x - 3)(x + 2) = 0 So x = 3 or - 2 x² + 2x = 0 x(x + 2) = 0 So x = 0 or - 2 60 = x² - 4x x²- 4x - 60 = 0 (x - 10)(x + 6) = 0 So x = 10 or -6 4x = x² - 40 5 x² - 4x - 40 5 = 0 (x - 9)(x + 5) = 0 So x = 9 or -5 -6x = x² + 9 x² + 6x + 9 = 0 (x + 3)(x + 3) = 0 (x + 3)² = 0 So x = -3 -15=x² + 8x x² + 8x +15 = 0 (x + 5)(x + 3) = 0 So x = -5 or -3 -9x = x² + 14 x² + 9x + 14 = 0 (x + 7)(x + 2) = 0 So x = -7 or - 2 wish that facilitates. =D

Answer 3

I thinking Bobby's Momma will not be the only one cross with him.

Answer 4

jonny should have kidnapped god and then write letter to god's mother, that might give him more assurance. lol

Answer 5

LMAO!

Heard it before, but could not remember all the detail.

Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 6

This kid should hang out with Little Johnny, they would make a great couple...of criminals

Answer 7

LMAO? hahahaha, heard of it before but still funny.

Answer 8

V good! It's an old one, but i never get tired of hearing it!! Star!

Answer 9

VERY funny hahahahahahaha

Answer 10

Lol! That was hilarious!